This just in from the wierd, wacky, and frankly stupid.
Apparently two men where trapped in an industrial dryer and had to be rescued. This begs so many questions? 1) what is an industrial dryer? 2) what were said individuals doing in an industrial driver? 3)Really? I mean really?
OK, so I red a little. Turns out something was jammed. The first guy went to get it out and was overcome by heat. The second guy tried to rescue him and was also over come by the heat. Anybody else picturing a GINORMOUS walk in dryer? Just me? OK..... then
Incidentally, guy number three did the math and learning from guys one and two; called for help. Interestingly, or frighteningly depending on your choice of salad dressings, it took thirty firefighters 1/2 an hour to save the two guys. Again, we're either dealing with a REALLY REALLY BIG DRYER. Or after 29 minutes of extended contagious, laugh till your side hurts and you pee on yourself laughter; the firemen heroically removed the two future members of the local chapter of clausterphobics anonymous (meetings are every Tuesday at 6 and 10. Outdoors.
Peace
Friday, August 13, 2010
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I'm trying to come up with a joke along the lines of "how many people does it take to fix a vacuum machine," but I got nuttin.' *snorts* "Claustriphobes Anonymous..." You still kill me.
I love it! Brilliance at work! Thank goodness we don't work with any dryers huh?
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