Ok, I give on Woods matter....

Generally, I try to stay removed from such matters as the Tiger Woods affair (get it affair. I'm startin slow). Since its all that anyone can talk about, I in my greatness have decided to weigh in.

Firstly, I see a lot of possibilities for Tiger to continue his relationship with his many sponsors. Buick, for instance. "I'm Tiger Woods, and lets talk about new and improved safety glass. Bigger mirrors to enhance vision..."

Nike, "When I'm not golfing, I'm running. Which is why I use the new golf-sprint 2600. So whether your putting or sprinting...."

Hmmmmmmm. "Tiger here on the q-t about the new mobile q-t supersecret 6000"

I don't know. It's none of my business, but man does the media feed on this stuff. And if I here one more person talk about what a forgiving society we are. FORGIVING????

Let me help you with this. Forgiving how, exactly? Maybe in that, "Confess your a Witch, and we'll kill you quickly and not burn you kinda way? Or are we looking for more of a Braveheart ending. "Tell us Tiger.... You were wrong, and confess your allegiance to England in the Ryder Cup or its the Nine Irons for you"....

Cut to back drop, Tiger screams out "Auuuuguusssstaaaaa"

Too much? Over the top? Probly.

peace,
j