I'm stupid.... and here's why

So I have some rare spare time at work, when I am actually caught up on everything. I decide to take a walk around the block. To you know exercise. Well anyway, after about three minutes of this walk, it occurs to me that it has been awhile since I have actually taken a walk.

Suddenly the sedentary nature of my whole existence becomes horrifically into focus. Wake up. Drive to work. Drive to drive-thru for lunch. walk to desk. sit. walk to car. drive home. spend time with kids (around house). Sleep. Repeat.

Holy shchnitzel batman, I think I know why I can't fit into my pants. Could it be that I eat almost an average of one fast food meal a day???? Sometimes two??? All the while walking to and from my car. Distances not to exceed twenty yards.

Fischizzle Robin!!!! That's it. So today Tuesday November 17th the chronicles of Fatman begins. I am sitting here a paltry (poultry, deep fried) two-hundred and 36 pds. I will let you know how it goes from here.