my first womens magazine

So I'm picking up my usual coffee at the local mini-mart, and the latest issue of Cosmopolitan catches my eye. Generally I don't pay much attention to these things, other than the over-all observation that with the right amount of air-brushing, I would look hot on the cover of these magazines.

Article title reads:
"125 sex moves" Now there is eye catcher. First of all, and I don't mean to brag (Really), but that's like 122 more sex moves than I know. Talk about curiosity killing the cat. This is more like; "The curious cat was found dead in a pretzel shape, with his tail disappeared but not removed. This reported would like to add that this is perhaps the only time he has seen a cat smile. Felix will be missed, but we can all take solace in the knowledge that he is, or was in a better place in his last moments. Back to you Stu."

Next Article:
The Orgasm Whisperer (Every Woman Should have one). Scary. I know. Personally, I think if every man had one of these then many more women would be happy. Just me? Probly not.

Was it awkward purchasing this magazine from a 72 year old lady? Perhaps a little. Was it worth it? Like the commercial says priceless.

Funny thing though, I could swear when I was leaving the store I heard that nice little old lady say, "hmmmm that's 4 more moves than I know"