my new book

I am thinking about penning a novel to further announce my greatness to the world. Here are some potential titles. Your thoughts?

1) " I'm not borderline, everyone else is just stupid and wrong"
One man's harrowing journey to defeat the obstacles placed before him and overcome all the wrongs he suffered at the hands of many.

2) "Why not Me"
a insightful celebration of one man's greatness

3) "Yes I can, and Boy did I ever"
a harrowing and insightful glimpse into the genius of one man, and his struggles to blossom into his full potential.

4) "Breast Milk is for Sissies"
One man's ..... I got nothin here it just popped into my head and sounded funny.

5) "Narcissus Validated"
One great genius insightful man's bold journey through time to vindicate one of histories marvels. A cleansing journey to reveal inner brilliance for the world to behold.

6) "All you need is Windex and a Mirror"
A provocative new way to explore self esteem. One great man, and one great window cleaner show us all we can truly be like him (the great, brilliant, genius, insightful author guy).

7) "How to throw stones from within and not break glass"
Is it really your fault? hmmmm. One man, One chicken, and the complete misgivings of four major religions expose human frailty in a gripping, emotional ride that will leave you breathless and truly appreciative of the authors sterling wit.