Sunday, January 25, 2009

Traditional Pregnancy Test

This just in..... Apparently one in four woman can misread a "traditional pregnancy test" Well thank god for Clear Blue Easy. Apparently there is now an easier way to determine if your pregnant than the BLUE line. That would be the "your pregnant" BLUE line. But wait there's more. This how they've improved the concept, for now if your pregnant Clear Blue Easy "Digital" prints the word "Pregnant" on the test for you.

Hmmmmmmmm. Possible flaws? I can think of a few. Firstly, if you are so stupid that you could not interpret the original Clear Blue Easy pregnancy test, then it occurs to me that you probably can't read. More-over if you can't follow the "BLUE" its you, then pregnancy itself might be a mystery in its own.... "So the guy says Rubbers, hell these things don't work. I been wearing one for 3 weeks and I caught a cold"

2 comments:

lottsofcritters said...

... and then you have those who still go to the ER for a 'blood test' 'just to be sure'...

Erin said...

No no no... "traditional" pregnancy tests killed rabbits.

And, what are you trying to say about women, with this post, huh? I misread one of those blue-line things: at 3 minutes it was negative; good thing I glanced at it as I was throwing it out later because it was actually positive. It took a long time for that damn blue line to darken up enough to be seen.