of all the bombs

Recent news reports indicate that Russian has successfully tested the "dad of all bombs". The "dad of all bombs" is reportedly 4 times more powerful than the United States, "Mother of all bombs". Furthermore to clarify the bombs in discussion are non-nuclear, "eco friendly" bombs. Thank god for that. Its scorched earth, but the waters still tasty.

In response to this new muscle flexing by the Russian's, the United States is reportedly testing the "dysfunctional child on the Dr. Phil show of all bombs". Speculations as to the power of this bomb indicate that this bomb is not only 4 times more powerful than the "dad of all bombs", and 7 times more powerful than the "mom of all bombs"; but can also prove that the "dad of all bombs" was in fact not the actually father and was actually the work of Chinese Government in an equally baffling Polygamous Auto-body shop just outside of Salt Lake City Utah.